im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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