she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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