Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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