I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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