I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
When did angry sex become our thing?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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