i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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