Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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