honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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