is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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