Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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