I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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