I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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