I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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