Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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