Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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