I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
