i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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