its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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