I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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