The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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