oh ffs, how am I effectively meant to troll if i can't even post!
Blah blah blah yeah i'm 14 and chris hansen hangs with me and bah fuck it i just don't have the drive to continue anymore...
HERE IS MY ADVICE, RIGHT AFTER YOU ARE DONE WITH A2M, AND SHE'S DONE SUCKING HER OWN POO POO OFF YOUR WEE WEE, YOU LAY HER DOWN AND TAKE A SQUIRTING/DIAREAH POOP ALL OVER HER FACE AND IN HER MOUTH. NOW THAT IS FUN
But it's still not sanitary to go a2m or even a2v. Everyone knows that. I'll blow you. I'll let you put it in my ass (maybe). But you'll have to stick to the right order, dude.
My man LOVES wen I kiss him after he goes down on me :) But also the other way around! We've only done anal twice but I did enjoy it :) Also, v2m is such a turn on for him!
8:40, funny, i never thought ecoli was a std you could get from sucking a dick thats been in your own ass. I'm guessing alot of you have had a bad anal experience where you got shit on your dick. a2m isn't exactly for the novice anal crowd
@2:14, @2:17, @2:40, @2:54 - you're all special, and i wish i knew you. keep up the great work. as a guy, i love a girl who's not afraid to be adventurous. also, i want to kiss you after i've gone down on you so glad you like that and get a power trip giving head, you're all awesome
And in response to the first 2:17... If a guy doesn't like some kissing and sharing after oral.... he's a loser.
Kidding but really, there's something hot about that. I won't lie.
i thought tossing a salad was when you put tomatoes and carrots and lettuce and seasonings and dressings and such into a salad bowl and mixed them around
8:40- what 7:25 was saying that you can't get e-coli from your own shit. You see, the guy does the girl in the butt and his dick is covered in her shit. Then she sticks it in her mouth, thus eating her own poop. In order to get e-coli from her own poop she would have already had it. So, yes, it is disgusting, but it can't give you e-coli...
You can get e-coli from your own crap...
I'm a nurse...
Most urinary tract infections are caused from girls who wipe ass to front, and end up with ecoli in their urethra. That's why you always wipe front to back girls!
My first time we didn't have lube.. And he was pretty damn big.. But I still took it and didn't cry like some of you.. Just told him when to go slow:)
Now I've taught him well and I love anal:)
weenies are gross what are you 13 or stuck in the fifties? but i do agree buts are gross. a2m is a degrading fetish and prbably a very unhealthy sex act. ecoli anyone?
you're all fucking idiots if you don't take heed of what 11:26 and 1145 said. now you have to get antibiotics (which are being overused and cause drug resistance) and if you're on public insurance, we all pay for it. then if obama passes his health plan, then we all pay for everybody's dumb sexual acts. no wonder the country can't afford health care b/c half of our health problems are caused by idiots.
1:52...
if you're born in 1995 that makes you a full 10 years younger than me (14) so it doesnt really matter if you look alot older...14 is 14...and there's no way you know enuf about sex to be into BDSM or have a thorough knowledge of real freaky shit. ty.bb
I said id never do anal. But I do it now.. It's not as disguting or painful as it seems.. Well okay it hurts the first time
But still, like.. I will never blow him after anal... That's just wrong
I'm also never tossing anyones salad..
Fuck that shit
lol join the crowd 2:14...its ok...at 1:25 i confessed my love for anal so I guess we're even lol
I agree...the taste isnt that bad. a little salty but no worse than over salted fries haha..it can even be sweeter depending on what he's eaten that day.
2:12 - that's what I say.... I just put on my big girl panties and swallow! Not that bad unless you got some nasty ass guy..... I probably sound like a big ho now talking about swallowing.... oh well.
What's the point of Ass to mouth? Honestly? If she doesn't want to do it why waste your time trying to convince her to, especially if it's not the sticking it in her ass that she hasa problem with.
11:02. i AM a huge fan of throat poking. Something a/b that sound of a bitch gagging b/c I choked her with my enormous dick makes me lol. The best is getting roadhead and hitting a bump and she gags. (grrrrrlrlllaalalalallllllll). Had a chick throw up on b/c I did this once....didnt talk to her after
12:33/12:41 is a victim of the sort of ignorance that guides you to believe that any amount of washing your ass will remove all of the e. coli. poor girl. i hope for your sake you don't end up in the ER.
11:18, you put the PB on both sides so when you pull the sandwich out hours later for lunch, the jelly has not leaked out of the bread and made for a messy sandwich.
A2M is in porno movies sometimes...never asked for it it real life tho. It's hot to watch (n a porn flick) tho.
But, u stick to yr guns, 610
BTW, yr BF ever toss your salad? If he ain't willing to go there, he's got no right to ask u for a2m
9:58- why yes I am.
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
[little boy/midget if I'm blindfolded], I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
1:47 yeah that's my date of birth, but I look a lot older so it's okay
Chris Hansen is cool. He actually bunks with me but we have a rule where I don't interfere in his life and he doesn't get involved in mine so it's all cool. He's like totally cooler than you'd think.
1:25 @ 2:40 lmao i knew i had a twin out there somewhere!! My first anal was a total suprise. We were 69ing he "accidently" hit my ass wit his tongue, I moaned, so he went for more lol Then he flips me around missionary with my legs over his shoulder and I was so worked up he had no trouble getting in my ass! I was sold from there on out lol he's so good I've kept him around for 3 years lol and I agree about the power trip too. I love making him go crazy like that....ego BOOST FTW! lol
How can anyone ever lick someones butthole. Male or Female. Hell, right now as I sit here I can smell poop from my butt b/c evidently I didnt wipe good enough after I pooped a while ago. The thought of a girls tongue being down there is disgusting
7:25 maybe you can;t give yourself ecoli, but the dumbass thats puts shit on a dick and eats it will. you idiot you missed the whole point it;s not about giving yourself ecoli poisioning its the partner. what are you 13 too or you just cannot follow the thread dunbass
anytime 1:21! and i wish she kept doing it..she stopped in six grade! so ofcourse and i had to make lunches myself..so ofcourse they were full of snacks!
children, children..everyone knows you put pb on one piece of bread with a knife and then use a spoon to get the jelly out and spread it over the other piece of bread..but if you are going to be eating it hours later (which i haven't done since my mommy made me lunch in 5th grade) it is best with pb on both pieces first
I don't know, I've always done it that way! Well I guess I wipe off the knife after the PB before dipping into the J. Hmm. Which, when considering ATM, it's polite to wipe your dick off on the sheets first before dipping into the mouth.
1:54, 1:56 and 1:57...will you marry me? ha, ha...my last ex wouldn't kiss me after i went down on her...TOTAL mood killer...she didn't like how she smelled, ha, ha
11:47, that's nothing. One time I was eating a girl out and she had pimples with puss all over her vagina. I continued to eat her out, smelled like a damn fish house down there
I LOVE when a BITCH licks my asshole. The best was when I took a wet/smelly/runny diarea $hit and didnt whipe and this chick still ate my butt and loved every second of it. Not to mention my asshole is very hairy and has pimples and warts on it.
So, this chick is totally down for anal. LOVE it. And I'm all for Pussy 2 mouth too...but not a2m. my rule is, i'll gladly let you do my ass, but when you're ready to blow, cum in or on my ass, or on my tits, or even on my face. I'm all for that. Just dont stick it in my mouth unless you wash it first. I always make sure the shoot is clean before engaging in anal, but still...cum some place else?
i can't believe how many tards on here think e. coli is only a sickness you have to already have in order to get sick from atm. SERIOUSLY? gosh, that's scary. e. coli exists in your digestive tract all the time, you would die if you didn't have it. but ingesting it can make you very, very sick. wow, just wow.
A2M is unsanitary and a health risk, regardless of how "clean" you are. It's a natural stomping ground of bacteria.
Ass play can be a lot of fun, but for me it's strictly a final destination, not a stop over.
The pH certain areas of your body and the moisture/dryness of certain parts of your body keep certain bacteria at bay or they can enhance their growth. Don't mix them up!
A2M only works in pron bcause those girls do a massive enema before the scene and eat next to nothing the day before. Also who the fart wants a girl blowing them after anal. You're putting the poor girl through enough with your coke boner up her pooper. Sheesh. Why can't people just be normal and toss each others salads like they did back in my day.
I feel like a prude because the only time I tried anal, I started crying 2 inches in because it hurt so bad and had to stop, and I don't even like going vagina to mouth...
lol...fyi 1:44...
1:46 is NOT the same person as 1:25. probably spam. and I (1:25) am only in to light BDSM tried it all but maybe just not with the right dude
Yes you can get infected with your own E-coli. I learned about this in a college class. Only certain bacteria are meant to be in certain areas of your body and when you mix-match them all up, you can get an infection. Duh!
Plus, this girl has some self respect. Loved the pb and j analogy. Best post ever!
2:09 -- not a girl, but I'm a guy, and I'm into that. I know some people think it's borderline homo, but it's erotic to me when we both have my cum in our mouths.
11:24, haha i know its cool. I dont have anything better to do since hes in Iraq.
And thanks for caring about the troops, theres not much of that around anymore
to all the ladies out there who like what they smell like, good, i like my smell/taste. isn't it some type of indication that you might be sick if your smell/taste isn't good or enjoyable
11:49 I am dead serious, ever happend to you?? She had 2 huge hemmroids, a little smaller than a golf ball. I licked them and she seemed to enjoy it....
7:36, buy me dinner first.
First time I tried anal was with a guy who had a really thick cock. Used lots of lube and it still hurt too much to get all the way in.
Second time was with a guy who had a longer, thinner cock. He slipped during doggy style and decided to stick with it. All we had was the lube on the condom. Hurt a tiny bit, then felt weird/ok. A little sore the next day.
So maybe some couples are luckier than others.
11:12 and you wonder why he is having anal sex with that hot chick at work. Dont get upset, it's your fault. I don't blame him either, you need to be a trooper and take it in the pooper
I'm all for fun and adventure, but anybody who spends a whole night trying to convince me to do something I'd already said I didn't want to do, doesn't get another shot. If I have to say "no" more than twice, it gets old.
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