in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm getting married
To pizza
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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