Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
he puts the penis in happiness.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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