I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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