Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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