when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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