Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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