So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
We have started to decorate penises.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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