Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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