i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Randomize
