Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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