So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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