Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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