jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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