hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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