school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Do vagina's smell?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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