this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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