She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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