I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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