I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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