Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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