That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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