Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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