He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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