We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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