Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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