fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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