He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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