How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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