What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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