I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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