Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Shame is for Republicans.
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