Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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