May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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