Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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