I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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