Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
