Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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